Billion Ways to Die: A man Dies in India After Friend Pumps Hot Air Into His Anus For Fun

By Ruzeki, Shadoww News 

March 29, 2024  

According to the authorities, 24-year-old Yogish died after his friend Murali (25) pumped hot air into his rectum as part of a prank. 

There's a thousand ways to die, but in India, there is a billion ways to die.

An Indian man died of colon burst after his friend put the nozzle of an electric blow-dryer for vehicles into his rectum and inflated it just for fun. Very unusual and wiard incident.

According to the police, 24-year-old Yogish died after his friend Murali (25) pumped really hot air into his rectum playfully. 

This unusual incident took place on March 25 in Bengaluru, India when Yogish visited the CNS bike Service Centre where his friend Murali worked. 

Local news outlets reported that Murali was employed at the service centre, where his friend Yogesh went to get his two-wheeler washed and perhaps get some hot air blows for his anus. 

According to the police statements, after the motorbike wash was done, both friends commenced playing with a powerful electric blow-dryer used to dry vehicles. 

The two friends started to have some fun. Murali first used the blow-dryer on Yogesh’s face, then his back, and finally filled his rectum with hot air. We can't tell how hot the air was, but we'll update you once we get a correct figure. 

As the warm-hot filtered air entered Yogish’s anus, his abdomen expanded like a balloon and the guy collapsed. 

As Yogish collapsed, Murali rushed him to the hospital, on arrival doctors said due to the high pressure of the blow-dyer, there was massive damage to Yogish’s intestines. Therefore, Yogish needed an emergency operation. 

However, Yogish failed to respond to the treatment and died at a local hospital on Wednesday morning. It is unclear if his friend will be charged for murder. 

May Yogish rest in a warm and a peaceful place.

Climate Change: How to stay safe and cope with extreme heatwave

By Ruzeki, Shadoww News 

March 19, 2024

There's no better year to talk about Climate Change than in 2024! 

People are really underestimating the dangers of extreme heatwave. 

This month, record heat indexes scorch Africa, America, Asia and Europe. 

During extreme heat it is easy to become dehydrated or for your body to overheat. 

Heat can cause serious and potentially fatal health problems such as heat exhaustion, heatstroke, heart attack, stroke, or even worsen existing medical conditions. 

Extreme heat can affect anybody. Those in great danger are babies, school children, older people, and the people exercising or working outdoors like farmers, etc. 

Here's a summary of a few things you can do to stay safe from extreme heat: 

✓Keep cool, use air conditioning/fan, wear light and loose-fitting clothing, keep your skin wet, and take cool showers. 

✓Stay hydrated during days of extreme heat, keep drinking water before you even feel thirsty, especially if outdoors or performing physical activity. 

✓Plan ahead, cancel or reschedule activities for the coolest part of the day and avoid exercising and being outdoors in the heat for longer hours.  

✓Check in with others. Let family, friends and neighbours know you are OK or check in with those at increased risk or who may need your help during days of extreme heat. 

✓Monitor the weather forecast, warnings and meteorological news.

Here’s how ChatGPT maker OpenAI plans to deter election misinformation in 2024.

By Ruzeki, Shadow News 

January 17, 2024 

As voters in at least 50 nations get ready to cast ballots in this year's general elections, ChatGPT developer OpenAI has revealed a plan to stop its products from being used to propagate political misinformation. 

In order to prevent the misuse of its enormously popular generative AI tools, the San Francisco-based artificial intelligence firm outlined a variety of recent initiatives and current restrictions in a blog post this week. 

They can quickly produce original text and graphics, but they can also be used as a weapon to fabricate convincing phony photos or false messages. 

Using its DALL-E picture generator, OpenAI will digitally watermark AI graphics to forever identify the content and its source. As a result, it will be simpler to determine if an image that appears elsewhere on the internet was produced with the AI tool. 

I hope you appreciated this article. 

 

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HUSTLER FUND: How to apply for the Hustler Fund.

 By Ruzeki, Shadow News 

How to apply for the Hustler Fund

Kenyans in need of credit will from today (Nov. 30, 2022) be allowed to apply for loans known as the Hustler Fund, by dialing the code *254# across all networks. 

This code will be operational to all Safaricom, Telkom, or Airtel registered phone numbers. 

Interested applicants will then be asked to dial their ID number and select a pin number. Once one accepts the terms and conditions, one will be added to the Hustler Fund. 

A ‘Hustler Fund app’ is also available to access the funds. 

The loans in the personal finance product will range from a minimum of KES 500 to a maximum of KES 50,000. 

Money in this category has to be repaid within 14 days at an interest of eight percent, which will be calculated pro-rata or on a daily basis. 

The fund also has an aspect of the saving culture. Every time one borrows, five per cent of the amount will go to a scheme where the money earns interest.

The money will be saved in the National Social Security Fund (NSSF) account of the borrower.

Kenyans aged 18 years and above and businesses with a turnover of KES 100 million and below qualify for loans.

Requirements 

Among the requirements set by the government for prospective beneficiaries include an age limit that requires applicants to be at least 18 years old.

The responsibility to roll out and implement the plan is bestowed on the Ministry of Co-operatives and MSMEs.

• Must be a Kenyan citizen of 18 years of age and above
• Must have a valid national Identification Card (ID)
• Must have a registered mobile number from a recognized Mobile Network Operator in Kenya, i.e., either Airtel, Safaricom or Telkom, i.e., either Airtel, Safaricom or Telkom
• Have a mobile money account, i.e., either Airtel Money/M-PESA/T-Kash
• The SIM card in question can/will only be eligible if it has been used for more than 90 days.
• Reside and conduct economic activities in Kenya.
• Provide the Location of residence during the onboarding process (where applicable)

How to Repay Loan 

Hustler Fund does not charge a processing fee, save for the five (5) per cent channelled towards saving.

The loan repayment will be made from your Mobile Money account; for example, you can offset the loan manually through the USSD code *254# or mobile app. 

Call/Text/WhatsApp 0792672031 for Assistance with your Hustler Fund Application